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The Dammit Doll – Novelty Stress Reliever

£ 8.00

  • EUR: € 9.06
  • USA: $ 10.17
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  • CAD: $ 13.55

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Welcome The Dammit Doll – New for 2019

This novelty item is a great stress reliever for adults only.
This doll has been hand crocheted using high quality 100% acrylic yarn and can be made to order in any colours of your choice,and measures 11 inches in height.

It is perfect for anyone to help with Anxiety, Stress, Anger, Upset, Crafty projects not going to plan and so much more. It comes with a poem and you get to choose which poem from three different ones, Please let me know upon ordering which poem you would like.

Poem One
Whenever things don’t go so well,
and you want to hit the wall and yell,
Here’s a little Dammit Doll, that you can’t do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
YELL *DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!*

Poem 2
When you want to climb the wall,
And stand right up and shout,
There’s a little Dammit Doll
You cannot do with out
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!!
If Dammit’s not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck! Oh Heck! Oh Heck!
And once your done abusing it
Just sit it one the shelf
But hug it first , as i’d hug you
If I were there myself.

Poem 3 ( For the Fishing Men and Women)
When you know they’re there,
but the fish just wont bite,
throw your rod down and
grab this with all your might.
They’ll jump to see what’s going on
as to the ground you slammit.
Then smack em over the head
and yell, “DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT”

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My love for crochet started as a child when my amazing Nana sat and taught me I would even sit and just watch her make all kinds of things and it would amaze me. Unfortunately as the years went on my Nana did less and so did I but I was determined to pick that hook back up and carry on what my Nana taught me all those years ago. My Nana is in a care home and has been for some years with Dementia so I wanted to bring some memories back for her and set to making her a chunky soft blanket which she absolutely loves and was so happy that I had made it for her. The rest is history and Nana’s Precious Stitches was born.

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