‘Awful empty coffee cup’ wooden fridge magnet

£4.00

HANDMADE IN 7 DAYS
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This humorous wooden fridge (or whiteboard) magnet is an ideal little gift for anybody who truly appreciates the devastation of an empty coffee cup. It is made from birch plywood (size 10.2 cm width, 5.1 cm height) and is decorated with pyrography by hand, which means that you will receive a truly unique item.

The wording is as follows: “I have seen things. Awful things. Empty coffee cup things.”

It is varnished for protection against daily wear and tear.

So if you know of somebody who is a little ‘depresso’ when the coffee runs out, this would be the perfect present to conjure up a smile. (Well, this and a full cup of coffee.)

Handmade in 7 days; free P & P within the U. K.

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I have always been ‘flexible’, but it didn’t really cause a big problem until the birth of my second child. From this point onwards, my joints seemed to ‘pop’ out of place more frequently and the pain became a lot more difficult to manage. In the end, I had to give up my job of teaching at school, because I simply couldn’t predict when I would wake up unable to move because of a joint dislocation or with my whole body feeling as though it had crippling toothache. After five years of working through the various processes of the NHS I was diagnosed with EDS (Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome) and, subsequently, with POTS (Postural Tachycardia Syndrome). It was a huge relief to get these diagnoses, which may sound odd, but at least I knew now WHAT was wrong with me rather than being told that it was all in my head! I’m still undergoing investigations for other symptoms & have just been diagnosed with Raynaud’s. I now work from home, which means that I can manage my symptoms far more effectively by being able to pace activities better within my day. My husband, who is my Carer, is also able to keep an eye on me and point out when I’m over-doing things! Crafting gives me the chance to create items that make me smile – hence the ‘Eudaimonia’ meaning ‘Happiness’! :)

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